Wednesday, December 14, 2011


Johnny was a chemist’s son,

His head stuffed full of brains,

While Johnny's thoughts were rocket ships,
Other kids' thoughts were trains

Johnny’s father noticed Johnny
Seldom saw the light of day

So Johnny’s father pushed pale Johnny

Out into the sun to play.

Johnny couldn’t swing a bat

He couldn't catch a ball

Science was his life-long love
His home, the lecture hall

“Outside is too unpredictable,
I need some time to think.

Besides, the sun is parching me,

And I think I need a drink!”

Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more...

What Johnny thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

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